Warning Labels

People should come with warning labels. DANGER woke up on wrong side of the bed or DANGER crabby when hungry. Caller id should also tell you if the person is happy or moody. And if you've been drinking too much your phone shouldnt work at all. Drunk texting has gotten many a person in trouble. I know I should come with a label but since I dont I have to remember that the people around me cant read my mind. And if they could boy would they have a headache.